For Nichole - may your love for sparkly, vampirey pecs live forever
"He was removing a light beige leather jacket now; underneath he wore an ivory turtleneck sweater. It fit him snugly, emphasizing how muscular his chest was."
"I noticed that he wore no jacket himself, just a light gray knit V-neck shirt with long sleeves. Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest."
"He turned then, with a mocking smile, and I stifled a gasp. His white shirt was sleeveless, and he wore it unbuttoned, so that the smooth white skin of his throat flowed uninterrupted over the marble contours of his chest, his perfect musculature no longer merely hinted at behind concealing clothes."
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare."
"I noticed that he wore no jacket himself, just a light gray knit V-neck shirt with long sleeves. Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest."
"He turned then, with a mocking smile, and I stifled a gasp. His white shirt was sleeveless, and he wore it unbuttoned, so that the smooth white skin of his throat flowed uninterrupted over the marble contours of his chest, his perfect musculature no longer merely hinted at behind concealing clothes."
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare."
... oh there's SO many more, if I only had time...
*Disclaimer: If it's not obvious already, this is a JOKE. In fact,... Edward Cullen is a joke. Ooohhh! Burn!!!
3 comments:
AHHHAHAHAHAAA! My heart will go on. P.S. We NEED to go see the Twilight movie together. I will come up to see you and we must go. Hopefully the pecs in the movie will live up to my expectations.
I don't know if the pecks will--isn't it Cedric Diggory that plays the role of Edward? But I think it would be hard to live up to those descriptions.
YUMMY!!
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